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krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

(via thats-definitely-a-sex-position)

fencer-x:

amiammorette:

take my computer away from me

Ị̜̟͕̖͓͖͎̪̩̩͈̖̹̀͝ͅ’̴̷̧̛̦̬̮̞͔͞l̵̸̶̨̯̪̱̖̩̱͢l͏͎͖̪͓͎̙̗̗͔̤̞͔͠ ̴̻̥̪̮͈̩̟̲̲̗̖̣̙̹̀͟s̵̶̩̜̥͔̘̱͔̳̝̹̱̞̥͝h̛̟̳̟̙̖̤̜͘͟o̢̟̰͎̼͡͝w͢҉̠̤̯̠͕̙̳̖̠͕̞̣̳̝̹̹̳̱ͅ ̧͇̟̬͕͕͈̘̤́͟y̸̷̘̥͉͙̹̫̗̭̯̳̺̪͡ó̴̧̱͙̜̮͈̱͍̮̘̤̳̫͙́͠ṳ̖͉̝̲̹͉̩͈̳̦͎̥̻̮̲̜̦͢ ̴̶̢̳͕̪̖̟̳̰͘͞ͅͅá̵͎͙͙͙̥̱̭̟̥̥̖͟͝ͅ ̷̮̥̙̻̜̭̣̙͢ͅs҉̵̗̖̘̘̀͜ͅi̸̯̭̩͉̻̗̞̜͇̪̙͖͟͡͠g̛̺̥͎̭̭̣̳͕̠̻͔̭̕̕͡͝h̷͏͓͚͉̱̬͈̳̜̙̼̯̞̕͡t̴̲̦̼̞̜̤̳̝̲̕͞ ̢͝҉̲̰̭̪͚̦̙͚̭̗̲̮̗̲̟͉͈͘ͅͅỳ̛̦̤̲̜̺̼̮͎̼ͅǫ̵̸̝̯̯͍͍͓̘͈̰̹͔̬͔̭̜̕ͅu̷̸͓̣̥̠̦̳͘͠͞’̢̣̘͕̖̗̣̹͇̠͘͜͠͡v͠҉͕̠̮͖̪̥̳͓̼͎̪͕̳̼͙̭̖̝́̀e͏̸͏͓͙̺̺̜̮ ̢̧̗͎̲̪̩͙̻̻̱̯͢͞͞n̸҉̧̮̲̣̞̕͢ͅe̘̺̜̯̭̜͝ͅv͏͉̱̟̰̼̹̪̠̬̤͇̙̦͓͙̀͜e̤̻̲̙͉̯͈͎͈̥̤̳͎͈̯̮͖̕r̵̼͙͖̪͠ ̢͙͉̼̫̜̦̠̝͉͜͟ș̢̧͔̙̞̮̳̦̦̭͉̙̗͈̕͢é̴͍̯̻̫͔̯͇̳̞͉̦͔̘e̸̪̹̝̟̮̩͖͉͎̣̳ǹ̡̹̩̦̘̯̜͈̙̯̞͈͙͕̙͈̺̳ͅͅ ̀͏̰̥̦̬b̵̧͎̭͔̟͈̟̩̜͖͙̜͚͍͢e̴̤̹̮̗̩͇̳͕̳͎̥̭̟̫̰f̗̦̪̰̩̮̥͍̹̯̹̖͔̬͘͜o̢̨̺̙̹̲̜͘r̶̙̠͍̦͞é̼̖͈̫̩̙͔̝͓̘̹́͝͞

(via thats-definitely-a-sex-position)

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come

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merylstreeptease:

i bet dermatologists hate him

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assdownloader:

this is the face of a broken man

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